From: dejonge@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Marco de Jonge)
Date: 4 Oct 91 13:23:17 GMT
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: MENS ROOM



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              TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MENS ROOM
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EXCITABLE     : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts

SOCIABLE      : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

CROSS-EYED    : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

TIMID         : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes
                back later

INDIFFERENT   : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink

CLEVER        : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

WORRIED       : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS     : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly 
                or bug

ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH      : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH         : Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT       : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry,
                reads with other hand

EFFICIENT     : Waits until he has to crap, then does both

DRUNK         : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

DISGRUNTED    : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED     : Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat

DESPERATE     : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants

SNEAK         : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in
                next stall will get blamed


